Tell me, why are all sorts of book pigs so popular these days? Publishers have already republished About the little pig Plyukh(I wrote a review about it), “Raisin and Dwarf”, and now “The Green Pig”. The piglets are different: in red pants, and without pants, and now a green one with matchstick legs.
It seems to me that a few more piglets will surface in the near future. Well, authors love piglets as fairy-tale characters!
As for me, personally, as a child, I pathologically disliked books about piglets. I simply rejected it with disgust after reading one particular book (I don’t remember which one). But all the piglets seemed to me impudent, harmful, selfish and cowardly (somewhat similar to Raisin from the book “Raisin and the Dwarf”, for which I don’t like him), which I just categorically did not like. This is downright disgusting.
This is how this image stuck in my mind, which only the little pig, Plush, managed to dispel. :)) And support the Green Pig.
The fairy tale about the Green Pig is scary in places, but at the same time naive and kind. But I won’t hide the fact that there are moments in the book that are painfully sad...and there are funny ones (“Answer, sack! What color is this white cat?” Valerka barked at the top of his lungs. “Wheeeeeeeeeeee!” came from bag.") and touching (the little pig is sincerely attached to the cat Valerka and how cute he is when he doesn’t pronounce the letter R - “Valelochka, dear!”).
The book ends sadly... the cat Valerka, clutching a red button left from his faithful friend the pig, decides to become a better person, honest and kind, to stop stealing, fighting and wandering, and get kittens. Lepun blinded a new green pig, but whether he had the same kind heart as Pasha the pig is unknown. And finally, words worthy of becoming a slogan for everyone - "EVERYONE MODELS HIS HEART BY HIMSELF". I am attaching a photo of the last pages of the book.
PS: A little about the author. In 1948, the terrible Ashgabat earthquake occurred in Turkmenistan, when 130 thousand people died, including the father and sister of Georgy Nikolaevich. And only thanks to his mother, who sheltered him, a five-year-old boy, the author of the book survived and, in his words, “it was as if he had been born a second time.” What kind of book can such a person write?
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Georgy Nikolaevich Yudin
Green pig
Chapter first
PROPASIK
“IN MY PLACE EVERYONE WOULD FIND HIM!”
One evening, a small man with a thick pigtail sat on the floor and made a pig out of green plasticine, which had four short matches instead of legs, a coiled wire instead of a tail, and a red button with two holes instead of a snout.
You, of course, know that at night all the toys come to life and the most curious ones run away from the house.
The green pig also ran away.
Early in the morning, when the last star, blinking, disappeared into the pink sky, a tired pig was already sitting far outside the city on a pebble by the road. And it had to happen that it was at this time and precisely along this road that the purebred, but, unfortunately, stray cat Valerka was walking.
– Congratulations on your find! – when Valerka saw the pig, he congratulated himself. - Oh, no need for flowers! If it were me, everyone would find it! - And he began to bow to the invisible audience, shuffle his paws, twist his tail and raised such dust that the piglet sneezed.
In surprise, Valerka sat down straight in the dust and sat for four minutes with his mouth open, then carefully approached the piglet and began sniffing it from all sides. The cat's whiskers made the pig so ticklish that he sneezed again.
- Yes, that is right. Green sneezing pig with a button in his nose! – Valerka announced into space.
“Squelch, squelch,” said the piglet, embarrassed.
- Why, dear sir, don’t you pronounce “r”? Oh yes! Kids shouldn’t, it seems, reprimand her. What else can you say?
“Squelch, squelch,” said the piglet and became shy.
- It's clear! Nothing but "squelch-slurp" - nothing. Sadly. There will be no one to chat with... But you are terribly lucky. I am a famous traveling teacher. I will teach you not only to speak, but also to be a thief... uh... to cast a spell, I wanted to say.
He busily sat down on the road, untied the bag and took out a piece of sausage.
– Do you want to eat? Just keep in mind that the sausage is stolen. Why are you batting your eyes? Don't buy it for me! Have you ever seen cats buying sausage? No? And I didn't see it. Have you seen cats do it themselves? And you will never see. Because we don’t know how to make it, and we have nothing to buy it with.
He suddenly stood up, theatrically threw his head back, put one paw behind his back, extended the other forward towards the city and recited passionately:
People are sure that cats
They love fish tails!
But we also love sour cream and meat,
We love cheese, spread with butter,
We love caviar, sausage and frankfurters...
Meow!
I don't have the strength to continue this list!
What about us, the poor?
Sit and wait? .
How after this
Don't steal!
After that, he sat down and swallowed the entire sausage out of excitement.
- Ugh, rip my tail off! I forgot about you, little greenie! Aren't you offended?
“Sloppy, squelchy,” the pig said cheerfully and twirled its tail.
- Very well! - the cat yelled. - Now let's sleep. Why are you sad? Oh yes! I wanted to teach you how to talk... Well, baby, remember the most necessary words in the world: sausage, milk, sour cream, adventure, cat, fight...
Hrrrr!!!
The cat suddenly began snoring in such a thick, terrible bass voice that the piglet scurried into the sack in fright.
Only in the evening, when the dust on the road became cold and blue from the twilight, did Valerka finally wake up. He was not at all upset that the pig had disappeared, the main thing was that the bag would not disappear with him. After all, a bag is a bag, and not some ragamuffin pig. Fortunately, the bag was lying in the bushes. Valerka threw it behind his back and cheerfully stomped on, singing in a hoarse voice the dashing song of free cats:
If the hostess shakes her fist,
So it’s in the jug...
- MILK! - said the pig from the bag.
- Right! - the cat yelled. - Wait, wait, who said “milk”?
He looked around in shock, but there was no one on the road except a rusty can with a spider inside.
- Well, who but me can say this? Nobody!
If something tastes good
On the window in a glass,
There will be a mustache in the evening
I have…
- IN SOUR CREAM! - they cheerfully suggested from the bag.
The cat stood rooted to the spot.
- OK. Let's say it was my imagination the first time. But now I definitely heard it - in sour cream! - He touched his forehead with his paw: - That’s right, he overheated. Eh, there is no one to take pity on me, the unfortunate one! There was one friend, and he was green and non-speaking... And he ran away, too... No one loves me as much as I do...
Although it was already evening, he put the bag on his head so that it wouldn’t get hot, and, feeling sorry for himself, he began to chant:
For anyone's birthday
Will I give you boots?
I will answer without hesitation:
To your beloved...
- CAT! - came from the bag.
“Okay, everything is clear,” Valerka said, busily removing the bag from his head. - The talking cat had a talking bag. Listen, you little bag! Why are you babbling? What do you want from me?
- PLEASURES!
– Plik-plik... What-what-o-o? – the cat didn’t understand. - Ah, adventures! So you don’t pronounce “r” either? Do you happen to know a green pig with a button in his nose?
- Slur-slur!
Then Valerka finally realized what was going on. He quickly untied the bag and when he saw the pig, he was so happy that he stood on his front legs and kicked his hind legs twice.
- Well, parasyusha! Well, I'm glad! Now we're going to get rich! Do you mind if I uh... call you Pasha? No?
Imagine: A TALKING BAG! Predicts fate, treats illnesses, finds treasures and answers any questions. Great?
Valerka grabbed a dagger-like sliver of wood with his teeth and began to frantically dance around the blinking piglet, shouting either “Assa!” or “Cassa!”
Finally, having calmed down, he carefully brushed away the bread crumbs that had stuck to the pig.
- And you already speak well. By the time we get to Propasik, you’ll be chatting louder than me.
- Plopasika?
- Well, yes! This is the city of missing dogs and cats.
And they walked cheerfully towards the blue hill in the distance, on the top of which was the mysterious Propasik.
THEATER "KUZYA"
It was already night when our dusty and tired friends approached Propasik.
A thousand years ago there was a white stone city here, from which only columns sticking up and ruins overgrown with tall grass and lilacs remained. There was such a scent in the air from the white and pink lilac flowers that the piglet felt dizzy.
The birds, invisible in the night, did not sleep, but sang loudly, as in the morning. And it was difficult to fall asleep on such a night. The lilac forest was brightly illuminated by the flames of a blazing fire in the center of the city, around which hundreds of dogs and cats that had escaped from the house barked merrily and meowed loudly.
“Pashka, get into the bag,” Valerka whispered, looking around furtively. “We’ll show them our talking trick.”
Suddenly, right above Valerka, a flock of bats quickly flew out of the darkness. They made a silent circle above the walking crowd and squealed shrilly:
- To the theatre! To the theatre! To the theatre!
An avalanche of cats and dogs, with their tails in the air, rushed howling up the narrow street to a mountain overgrown with bushes.
Valerka quickly jumped to the side - after all, they would run him over in the dark and not notice! - and, craning his neck, blinked his eyes in bewilderment: where is everyone running?
And then some tattered cat, covered in burrs, flew at him in a big way.
- Bah, who do I see! – Dranny shouted hoarsely. - Valerka! Friend!
– Have you all gone crazy here? – Valerka hissed, rising from the ground. - They rush somewhere, drop honest cats.
- Oh-oh-oh, honest! Wasn’t it you who sold us castor oil instead of valerian last year?
“Yes, it happened,” the cat sniffled. – You don’t understand jokes.
- And now what did you come with?
- The speaker has grown... uh, a bag! – Valerka perked up. - I brought it from India.
- Well! – Dranny widened his eyes. – Aren’t you lying again?
- Yes, I should turn into this, what’s-her-name, in this very place... You’re offending me, Grigory! – Valerka feigned insult.
- Well, then let’s go straight to the theater, and you’ll show it there! - Dranny hurried.
Valerka picked up the sack with the piglet and, together with the tattered Grigory, ran after the crowd. The piglet dangled in the sack, but kept quiet.
- Why did they all rush to the theater? – Valerka shouted as he ran.
- Eh, you don’t know anything! – Grigory laughed. – As soon as a new cat or dog comes to town, there is a holiday in honor of this. Now you will see everything!
The theater in Propasik was a wide, grass-covered stone staircase leading to collapsed columns.
Having arrived as the very last, the friends saw mustachioed spectators tightly seated on the steps, howling, yelping and meowing with impatience.
White moths flew merrily over their furry heads. Here and there one of the spectators, unable to withstand the tension, suddenly jumped up and, loudly clicking his teeth, tried to catch one of them.
Finally, an old shaggy dog on a wooden leg climbed onto a large flat stone lying in front of the stairs. He pushed the curious frog off the stage and said:
– Today in our theater called “KUZYA” the kitten Kostya will perform in the first department. He will read his poem about the tattered Grishka, which, fearing the consequences, he called “Boris the Cat.”
The audience barked and meowed, and the tattered Grishka excitedly pushed Valerka in the side and shouted:
- Look! So small, but so smart! Knows who to write about!
Grishka proudly stood up on the steps to his full height, folded his paws on his chest and stood stiff with a frozen smile, as if in front of a camera.
Meanwhile, the dog led the reluctant poet onto the stage by the paw. His short tail shook slightly with excitement, and if kittens could blush, then now it would be not a ginger, but a red kitten Kostya standing in front of a noisy audience.
The kitten was a little more afraid, picked at the scene with its paw, and then made a sly face and began:
Boris the cat on the porch
I ate barberry sweets.
We sat around for a long time
And they decided: where is Boris?
Did you take the Barberry candies?
And they decided that Boris
I took it on the shelf, where the rice is.
While we were going home
And they looked where the rice was,
Boris the cat on the porch
I ate barberry sweets.
Why are you, Boris the cat,
Eat candy and not rats?
– Because “Barberry” is better than your dead rats! – unexpectedly for himself, the tattered Grishka snapped in verse. – I also found a star! Poet from the trash heap! And one old lady gave me candy, but I didn’t steal anything from her.
But the audience laughed until they cried and did not listen to the disgraced Gregory, who eventually spat, called everyone fools and, stepping on people’s tails, gloomily walked away.
The dog on the wooden leg climbed onto the stage again.
- In the second part of our concert, we welcome into our free city the cat Klava, who with great difficulty escaped from her clutches - r-r-r-r-woof! - I beg your pardon, mistresses. As you know, every newcomer brings with him a newspaper announcing his disappearance. Otherwise, the missing person is considered... uh-uh...
- A tramp! - they suggested from the hall.
- Right! - said the dog and looked sternly at Valerka, who hastened to give his face such a proud expression that any kitten could immediately guess: he has a whole bag of advertisements. “Now,” continued the old dog, “I will read out an announcement about the cat Klava.”
From the cigarette box that was hanging on his side, the dog took out glasses without glasses and put them on his nose. The audience yapped respectfully, and the dog began:
The skinny, dirty Klava was already standing next to the presenter and, with her hands on her hips, she screamed shrilly into the audience:
- Look at me! Am I FURRY?
- No!!! - the audience roared.
– AM I AMAZINGLY FAT?
– Is this torn gauze bow called GOOD CLOTHING?
The audience responded with deafening whistles and howls.
“And now I and my friend will show you how I earned this small scar on my head.”
A very fat cat came onto the stage, wrapped in multi-colored rags, which was supposed to represent the rich dress of the hostess. The “mistress” held a saucer in one paw, and with the other she grabbed Klava by the collar and screamed in a disgusting voice:
- How many times do I have to tell you not to bring your lousy kittens into my apartment?! Every year I throw them out, but you keep dragging them out and dragging them out!
“Meow,” Klava meowed pitifully.
- You're wearing "meow"! – the “mistress” got angry and gave Klava a light slap on the head.
Klava tumbled around the stage, diligently depicting what a strong blow it was.
The audience barked and snorted angrily.
The dog had to tap his wooden leg on the stage for a long time to calm everyone down.
“Answer me like a human being,” continued the fat “mistress,” “will you still carry kittens?”
“Meow,” Klava meowed even more pitifully.
- “Meow” again?! Here you go, brat! - And the “hostess” pretended to hit Klava on the forehead with a saucer.
The spectators were numb with horror.
Klava slowly raised her paw to her forehead and said in a sepulchral voice, “Ah!” and collapsed on the floor...
What started here!
The spectators, forgetting that they were in the theater, jumped over each other, choking on furious barking and meowing, rushed from their seats to the unfortunate “hostess” and began to frantically tear at her. A huge fighting heap instantly formed, in which it was completely impossible to understand who was being beaten. Shreds of wool, torn rags and clouds of dust flew in all directions.
- And the theater is just what we need! – Valerka yelled excitedly. - Look what’s happening, Pashka! - he pushed the piglet in the sack. – What’s going on!! And it all comes from stupidity and gullibility. Now we’ll come out and fool them smartly... No fights! Hope…
- Torn!!! – suddenly a chilling scream was heard.
Instantly, the pile fell apart, and only the shabby cat Klava remained sitting in the middle with a newspaper torn to shreds.
“That didn’t turn out well,” the dog on the wooden leg muttered, rubbing his bitten ear. - And so every time! It's called the theater! After all, you all know that the owners are not real, but you still rush at the artists. Soon there will be no one to perform!
- There is another artist! - suddenly there was a cry, and everyone saw our cat standing on the empty steps wearing a turban made of a dirty towel and with a bag in his paws. “In distant India, I learned about your grand holiday and quickly hurried here to asphyxiate you with a magic talking sack,” Valerka boomed in a foreign voice. - Everyone sit down! - the fakir ordered.
The disheveled audience instantly forgot about the fight and took their seats with a cheerful squeal.
- I know everything is free with you. Don’t close the door, don’t put a lock on it, take what you like,” Valerka said from the stage. – With us it’s the other way around. That’s why you have to pay for the concert with either sausage or candy.
There were insulting cries of “Bagman!” and “Glutton!”, but Valerka did not pay any attention to this.
- So, let's begin! Please ask questions. - And in a whisper, unnoticed by the audience, he muttered: - Pashka, get ready. Answer louder!
“Squelch, squelch,” the piglet answered quietly.
The snow-white beauty cat came out first. She gallantly dropped a piece of sausage into the bag and asked languidly:
- Tell me, dear bag, what color am I?
- Answer me, bag! What color is this white cat? – Valerka barked at the top of his lungs.
- B-e-e-logo! - came from the bag.
The audience gasped and fell silent, and one nervous cat from the first row fainted.
- Next! – Valerka yelled, vigorously rubbing his paws.
- Let him tell you why dogs bark and cats meow? – the short-legged mongrel asked from his place, looking cautiously at the bag.
“Because swindlers will not be afraid of a meowing dog, and a barking cat will frighten all the mice,” answered the bag.
- Right!! - the spectators barked.
- Who else?! - Valerka wheezed, crawling and collecting candy on the ground.
- But why is the fish unsalted in the salty sea? – asked the red kitten with a sly face.
The cat, seeing that the pig was not answering for a long time, became worried.
- And who are you?! It’s too early to ask such questions! Do you have any sausage?
- And here it is! - the kitten squeaked and made his face more cunning than before.
And then the audience saw that the bag moved and came out of it... Well, of course! GREEN PIG WITH A BUTTON IN HIS NOSE!
Everyone seemed numb, and the pig said guiltily:
- Valela, I don’t know why these... lybs... are unsalted...
“I couldn’t think of anything, poor little green thing!” - the cat hissed. - Well, now hold on!
The deceived public surrounded the artists in ominous silence.
“Oh, they’re pulling out our little hands now,” the cat muttered, looking around sadly.
- Why? – the pig asked innocently.
- Hey, you wizard! Are you trying to fool us? – the dog on the wooden leg asked in a bad voice and cracked Valerka on the ear.
- Don't hit him! – the piglet shouted loudly and stood in front of Valerka. - Hit me... I didn’t know why the lybs were unsalted. And don’t hit Valela... Please!
“Oh, you plasticine fool,” the old dog shook his head, “who are you messing with!” The prison has been crying for him for a long time! He will make you a deceiver too.
- Unfloating! He is very kind. He collected candy for me. He loves me very much. Plavda, did Val eat?
“Oh, very much,” the cat muttered, rubbing his ear.
- Well? Shall we release them in honor of the holiday? – asked Wooden Leg.
- We'll let you go! – the crowd barked generously and immediately attacked Valerka’s bag of sausage.
Probably, a fight started there again, but neither the cat nor the pig saw it, as they ran away from the theater as fast as they could.
"HALF-NDLA!"
The whole next day Valerka lay on the grass, nervously twitching his tail and not talking to the piglet. And he, feeling guilty, sat quietly next to him, faithfully looked into his eyes and stroked his swollen ear.
– Valela, why is the tulle crying for you? She missed you, didn't she?
- So you should go to her! - exclaimed the piglet.
The cat looked at him as if he were a hopeless patient and turned away.
By evening, if you noticed, all the cats are transformed. Cunning, daring plans are born in their heads, which can be called in one word - MISTAKE. And Valerka, as you know, was a purebred cat, and now from his entire appearance one could unmistakably determine that he was ready for new adventures.
- Well, Button, let's go steal? Uh-uh... that is... let's look for adventure, I wanted to say.
- Went! – the piglet was happy.
– Do you remember that dog with the wooden leg?
- Who hit you on the ear?
“Well, yes, the same one,” the cat winced. - Do you know who this is? Former pirate! - And he made scary eyes.
- Pilate? – the piglet babbled in fear. - What is this?
- Well, Pilates are those with one eye, a crooked saber and, of course, a wooden leg. So here they are, these Pilates - ugh! - pirates, attack ships and take away all the sausage, sour cream, frankfurters... In general, everything that is most valuable. And then they bury everything somewhere, and this hole with treasures is called a TREASURE. This dog with a wooden leg - let him disappear! - probably a former pirate and probably hid a treasure somewhere. We just need to find out where he is and kidnap him.
- But it’s not good to cheat. This is not ours!
- Pa-sha! – the cat said separately. – Firstly, Wooden Leg obtained the treasure by dishonest means, and secondly, people like us are not called kidnappers, but ADVENTURE SEEKERS!
- Well, then squel-squel!
They waited for darkness, which is always at one with adventurers, and stealthily went to the “pirate”.
Last year, Valerka remembered where the dog lived, and confidently led the pig along the dark streets overgrown with nettles and plantains.
Several times they had to turn off the road and, hiding, go around the moonlit ruined walls, on which cats and cats sat in close rows, like in a children's choir.
With their eyes half-closed and their necks stretched out, the cats howled so shrilly that the piglet’s legs gave way.
“They are singing about something terrible,” Pasha thought anxiously.
However, from the dreamy appearance of the green-eyed cats, one could unmistakably guess: on this warm moonlit night, the cats sang about love.
Valerka stopped occasionally, listened to a particularly heart-rending scream and waved his paw hopelessly:
– I don’t argue, it’s sung powerfully, but without soul. No, young people have forgotten how to sing.
The streets with the singing inhabitants of Propasik finally ended, and immediately behind the silent steps of the theater quaint buildings appeared.
The small houses, made from old boxes, were very reminiscent of people's houses, and none of them looked like a low, sad kennel with a round hole instead of an entrance.
The cats' houses were covered with colorful pictures from magazines, colorful postcards and large posters with a portrait of a good-natured dog.
- Who is this?
- Yes, he’s a handsome guy. White Bim Black Ear. Me too, black-eared star. And what did the cats find in it?
The houses of cats and dogs were decorated with bright cigarette labels, photographs of luxury cars and the foreign ensemble “Av-va”.
Only there was nothing on the “pirate’s” white house, and above the door hung a tin can with a large nail tied inside.
“I hung the bell as a memory of piracy,” Valerka whispered. “I’ll now climb through the window and throw out these very... well, treasures for you.” You put them in a pile, and if suddenly someone passes, you shout to me: POLUNDRA! This means: Valera, someone is coming. It's clear?
The cat sprung up, jumped onto the windowsill and climbed through the window.
After a while, a boiled chicken flew out of the window and plopped on the ground.
The piglet grabbed her by the legs, pulled her to the side and covered her with a burlap sack.
Following the chicken, a pack of pasta and a piece of cheese whistled over Pasha’s head. And the piglet busily dragged these treasures into a pile.
Suddenly, in the complete silence that reigned in this part of the city, a loud clicking sound was heard, and the owner of the house appeared from the darkness - a dog on a wooden leg.
- Green pig? – he was surprised. -What are you doing here so late?
“We’re roaming here,” the piglet said in a confidential whisper. - That is, we are looking for adventures!
And then a bag of flour flew out of the window of the house and landed on the dog’s head.
The dog bristled, clanged his teeth and, surrounded by clouds of flour dust, burst into the house like a rocket. From there, Valerka’s desperate squeal, the ferocious growl of a dog, and the blows of something wooden on something soft were immediately heard.
A moment later, Valerka flew out of the window, spreading his paws like a four-winged airplane!
- Polundla! – crouching down, the piglet shouted. - Valela, someone is flying!
- Traitor! - Flying over the piglet, the cat yelled and sank into a deep puddle, knocking out a whole fountain of green water with frogs.
When the pig ran to the puddle, Valerka was no longer there, and only wet footprints spoke of which direction he ran away. Accompanied by the insulting laughter of the frogs, the piglet, almost crying, rushed along these tracks.
A few blocks later, a paw flew out of the darkness and grabbed him painfully by the ear.
“I wonder,” Valerka hissed ominously, “if you are cracked well, what will remain of you?”
- A plasticine cake, a button, four matches and a fishing rod! – the pig laughed. He was very glad that Valera was found.
- What saves you is that you are cheerful. But, unfortunately, stupid. So that I can go with you to do something else? Rip my tail off! Better than cockroaches! With you, you can only smell flowers in a clearing or make sand cakes. Who did I contact? - Valerka the cat cursed.
And the little pig trotted after him through the dark streets and thought with a smile: “Let him wolf, let him!” Just don’t bleed.”
Georgy Nikolaevich Yudin
Green pig
Chapter first
PROPASIK
“IN MY PLACE EVERYONE WOULD FIND HIM!”
One evening, one small man with a thick pigtail sat on the floor and made a pig out of green plasticine, which had four short matches instead of legs, instead of a tail there was a wire curled into a ring, and instead of a snout there was a red button with two holes.
You, of course, know that at night all the toys come to life and the most curious ones run away from the house.
The green pig also ran away.
Early in the morning, when the last star, blinking, disappeared into the pink sky, a tired pig was already sitting far outside the city on a pebble by the road. And it had to happen that it was at this time and precisely along this road that the purebred, but, unfortunately, stray cat Valerka was walking.
Congratulations on your find! - Valerka congratulated himself when he saw the piglet. - Oh, no need for flowers! If it were me, everyone would find it! - And he began to bow to the invisible audience, shuffle his paws, twist his tail and raised such dust that the piglet sneezed.
In surprise, Valerka sat down straight in the dust and sat for four minutes with his mouth open, then carefully approached the piglet and began sniffing it from all sides. The cat's whiskers made the pig so ticklish that he sneezed again.
Yes, that is right. Green sneezing pig with a button in his nose! - Valerka announced into space.
Squelch, squelch, - the piglet said embarrassedly.
Why, dear sir, don’t you pronounce “r”? Oh yes! Kids shouldn’t, it seems, reprimand her. What else can you say?
“Squelch, squelch,” said the piglet and became shy.
It's clear! Nothing but “squelch-slurp” - nothing. Sadly. There will be no one to chat with... But you are terribly lucky. I am a famous traveling teacher. I will teach you not only to speak, but also to be a thief... uh... to cast a spell, I wanted to say.
He busily sat down on the road, untied the bag and took out a piece of sausage.
- Do you want to eat? Just keep in mind that the sausage is stolen. Why are you batting your eyes? Don't buy it for me! Have you ever seen cats buying sausage? No? And I didn't see it. Have you seen cats do it themselves? And you will never see. Because we don’t know how to make it, and we have nothing to buy it with.
He suddenly stood up, theatrically threw his head back, put one paw behind his back, extended the other forward towards the city and recited passionately:
People are sure that cats
They love fish tails!
But we also love sour cream and meat,
We love cheese, spread with butter,
We love caviar, sausage and frankfurters...
Meow!
I don't have the strength to continue this list!
What about us, the poor?
Sit and wait? .
How after this
Don't steal!
After that, he sat down and swallowed the entire sausage out of excitement.
Ugh, rip my tail off! I forgot about you, little greenie! Aren't you offended?
Slur-slur,” the pig said cheerfully and wiggled its tail.
Very well! - the cat yelled. - Now let's sleep. Why are you sad? Oh yes! I wanted to teach you how to talk... Well, baby, remember the most necessary words in the world: sausage, milk, sour cream, adventure, cat, fight...
Hrrrr!!!
The cat suddenly began snoring in such a thick, terrible bass voice that the piglet scurried into the sack in fright.
Only in the evening, when the dust on the road became cold and blue from the twilight, did Valerka finally wake up. He was not at all upset that the piglet had disappeared, the main thing was that the bag would not disappear with him. After all, a bag is a bag, and not some ragamuffin pig. Fortunately, the bag was lying in the bushes. Valerka threw it behind his back and cheerfully stomped on, singing in a hoarse voice the dashing song of free cats.
PROPASIK
“IN MY PLACE EVERYONE WOULD FIND HIM!”
One evening, one small man with a thick pigtail sat on the floor and made a pig out of green plasticine, which had four short matches instead of legs, instead of a tail there was a wire curled into a ring, and instead of a snout there was a red button with two holes.
You, of course, know that at night all the toys come to life and the most curious ones run away from the house.
The green pig also ran away.
Early in the morning, when the last star, blinking, disappeared into the pink sky, a tired pig was already sitting far outside the city on a pebble by the road. And it had to happen that it was at this time and precisely along this road that the purebred, but, unfortunately, stray cat Valerka was walking.
Congratulations on your find! - Valerka congratulated himself when he saw the piglet. - Oh, no need for flowers! If it were me, everyone would find it! - And he began to bow to the invisible audience, shuffle his paws, twist his tail and raised such dust that the piglet sneezed.
In surprise, Valerka sat down straight in the dust and sat for four minutes with his mouth open, then carefully approached the piglet and began sniffing it from all sides. The cat's whiskers made the pig so ticklish that he sneezed again.
Yes, that is right. Green sneezing pig with a button in his nose! - Valerka announced into space.
Squelch, squelch, - the piglet said embarrassedly.
Why, dear sir, don’t you pronounce “r”? Oh yes! Kids shouldn’t, it seems, reprimand her. What else can you say?
“Squelch, squelch,” said the piglet and became shy.
It's clear! Nothing but “squelch-slurp” - nothing. Sadly. There will be no one to chat with... But you are terribly lucky. I am a famous traveling teacher. I will teach you not only to speak, but also to be a thief... uh... to cast a spell, I wanted to say.
He busily sat down on the road, untied the bag and took out a piece of sausage.
- Do you want to eat? Just keep in mind that the sausage is stolen. Why are you batting your eyes? Don't buy it for me! Have you ever seen cats buying sausage? No? And I didn't see it. Have you seen cats do it themselves? And you will never see. Because we don’t know how to make it, and we have nothing to buy it with.
He suddenly stood up, theatrically threw his head back, put one paw behind his back, extended the other forward towards the city and recited passionately:
People are sure that cats
They love fish tails!
But we also love sour cream and meat,
We love cheese, spread with butter,
We love caviar, sausage and frankfurters...
Meow!
I don't have the strength to continue this list!
What about us, the poor?
Sit and wait? .
How after this
Don't steal!
After that, he sat down and swallowed the entire sausage out of excitement.
Ugh, rip my tail off! I forgot about you, little greenie! Aren't you offended?
Slur-slur,” the pig said cheerfully and wiggled its tail.
Very well! - the cat yelled. - Now let's sleep. Why are you sad? Oh yes! I wanted to teach you how to talk... Well, baby, remember the most necessary words in the world: sausage, milk, sour cream, adventure, cat, fight...
Hrrrr!!!
The cat suddenly began snoring in such a thick, terrible bass voice that the piglet scurried into the sack in fright.
Only in the evening, when the dust on the road became cold and blue from the twilight, did Valerka finally wake up. He was not at all upset that the piglet had disappeared, the main thing was that the bag would not disappear with him. After all, a bag is a bag, and not some ragamuffin pig. Fortunately, the bag was lying in the bushes. Valerka threw it behind his back and cheerfully stomped on, singing in a hoarse voice the dashing song of free cats:
If the hostess shakes her fist,
So it’s in the jug...
MILK! - said the pig from the bag.
Right! - the cat yelled. - Wait, wait, who said “milk”?
He looked around in shock, but there was no one on the road except a rusty can with a spider inside.
Well, who but me can say this? Nobody!
If something tastes good
On the window in a glass,
There will be a mustache in the evening
I have…
IN SOUR CREAM! - they cheerfully suggested from the bag.
The cat stood rooted to the spot.
OK. Let's say it was my imagination the first time. But now I definitely heard it - in sour cream! - He touched his forehead with his paw: - That’s right, he overheated. Eh, there is no one to take pity on me, the unfortunate one! There was one friend, and he was green and non-speaking... And he ran away, too... No one loves me as much as I do...
Although it was already evening, he put the bag on his head so that it wouldn’t get hot, and, feeling sorry for himself, he began to chant:
For anyone's birthday
Will I give you boots?
I will answer without hesitation:
To your beloved...
CAT! - came from the bag.
“Okay, everything is clear,” Valerka said, busily removing the bag from his head. - The talking cat turned out to have a talking bag. Listen, you little bag! Why are you babbling? What do you want from me?
ADVENTURES!
Plik-plik... What-what-o-o? - the cat didn’t understand. - Ah, adventures! So you don’t pronounce “r” either? Do you happen to know a green pig with a button in his nose?
Slur-slur!
Then Valerka finally realized what was going on. He quickly untied the bag and when he saw the pig, he was so happy that he stood on his front legs and kicked his hind legs twice.
Well parasyusha! Well, I'm glad! Now we're going to get rich! Do you mind if I uh... call you Pasha? No?
Imagine: A TALKING BAG! Predicts fate, treats illnesses, finds treasures and answers any questions. Great?
“If it were me, everyone would find it!”
One evening, one small man with a large bow and a thick pigtail sat on the floor and made a pig out of green plasticine, which had four short matches instead of legs, a coiled wire instead of a tail, and a red button with two holes instead of a snout.
You, of course, know that at night all the toys come to life and the most curious ones run away from the house.
The green pig also ran away.
Early in the morning, when the last star, blinking, melted into the pink sky, the tired pig was already sitting far outside the city on a pebble by the road. And it had to happen that it was at this time and precisely along this road that the purebred, but, unfortunately, stray cat Valerka was walking.
– Congratulations on your find! – when Valerka saw the pig, he congratulated himself. - Oh, no need for flowers! If it were me, everyone would find it! - And he began to bow to the invisible audience, shuffle his paws, twist his tail and raised such dust that the piglet sneezed.
In surprise, Valerka sat down straight in the dust and sat for four minutes with his mouth open, then carefully approached the piglet and began sniffing it from all sides. The cat's whiskers made the pig so ticklish that he sneezed again.
- Yes, that is right. Green sneezing pig with a button in his nose! – Valerka announced into space.
“Sloppy, squelchy,” the piglet said embarrassedly and wagged his tail.
- Why, dear sir, don’t you pronounce “r”? Oh yes! Kids shouldn’t, it seems, reprimand her. What else can you say?
“Squelch, squelch,” said the piglet and became shy.
- It's clear! Nothing but "squelch-slurp" - nothing. Sadly! There will be no one to chat with... But you are terribly lucky! I am a famous traveling teacher. I will teach you not only to speak, but also to be a thief... uh... to cast a spell, I wanted to say. “He busily sat down on the road, untied the bag and took out a piece of sausage.
- Do you want to eat? Just keep in mind that the sausage is stolen. Why are you batting your eyes? Don't buy it for me! Have you ever seen cats buying sausage? No? And I didn't see it. Have you seen cats do it themselves? And you will never see. Because we don’t know how to make it, and we have nothing to buy it with.
He suddenly stood up, theatrically threw his head back, put one paw behind his back, extended the other forward towards the city and recited passionately:
People are sure that cats
They love fish tails!
But we also love sour cream and meat,
We love cheese, spread with butter,
We love caviar, sausage and frankfurters...
I don't have the strength to continue this list!
What about us, the poor?
Sit and wait?
How after this
Don't steal!
After that, he sat down and swallowed the entire sausage out of excitement.
- Ugh, rip my tail off! I forgot about you, little greenie! Aren't you offended?
“Sloppy, squelchy,” the pig said cheerfully and twirled its tail.
- Very well! - the cat yelled. - Now let's sleep. Why are you sad? Oh yes! I wanted to teach you how to talk... Well, baby, remember the most necessary words in the world: sausage, milk, sour cream, adventure, cat, fight... Hrrrr!!!
The cat suddenly began snoring in such a thick, terrible bass voice that the piglet scurried into the sack in fright.
Only in the evening, when the dust on the road became cold and blue from the twilight, did Valerka finally wake up. He was not at all upset that the pig had disappeared, the main thing was that the bag would not disappear with him. After all, a bag is a bag, and not some ragamuffin pig. Fortunately, the bag was lying in the bushes. Valerka threw it behind his back and cheerfully stomped on, singing in a hoarse voice the dashing song of free cats:
If the hostess shakes her fist,
So it’s in the jug...
- Milk! - said the pig from the bag.
- Right! - the cat yelled. - Wait, wait, who said “milk”?
He looked around in shock, but there was no one on the road except a rusty can with a spider inside.
- Well, who but me can say this? Nobody! – he pawed at the can and screamed at the top of his lungs:
If something tastes good
On the window in a glass,
There will be a mustache in the evening
- In sour cream! - they cheerfully suggested from the bag.
The cat stood rooted to the spot.
- OK. Let's say it was my imagination the first time. But now I definitely heard - “in sour cream!” “He touched his forehead with his paw. - That’s right, it’s overheated. Eh, there is no one to take pity on me, the unfortunate one! There was one friend, and he was green and non-speaking... And he also ran away... Eh! Nobody loves me the way I do...
Although it was already evening, he put the bag on his head so that it wouldn’t get hot, and, feeling sorry for himself, he began to chant:
For anyone's birthday
Will I give you boots?
I will answer without hesitation:
To your beloved...
- To the cat! - came from the bag.
“Okay, everything is clear,” Valerka said, busily removing the bag from his head. - The talking cat had a talking bag. Listen, you little bag! Why are you babbling? What do you want from me?
- Adventures!
– Plik-plik... What-what-o-o? – the cat didn’t understand. - Ah, adventures! So you don’t pronounce “r” either? Do you happen to know a green pig with a button in his nose?
- Slur-slur!
Then Valerka finally realized what was going on. He quickly untied the bag and when he saw the pig, he was so happy that he stood on his front legs and kicked his hind legs twice.
- Well, little pig! Well, I'm glad! Now we're going to get rich! Do you mind if I, uh... call you Pasha? No? Imagine: a talking bag! Predicts fate, treats illnesses, finds treasures and answers any questions. Great?
Valerka grabbed a dagger-like sliver of wood with his teeth and began to frantically dance around the blinking piglet, screaming either “assa!” or “kassa!”
Finally, having calmed down, he carefully brushed away the bread crumbs that had stuck to the pig.
- And you already speak well. By the time we get to Propasik, you’ll be chatting louder than me.
- Plopasika?
- Well, yes! This is the city of missing dogs and cats. This is where the real adventures await us.
And they walked cheerfully towards the blue hill in the distance, on the top of which was the mysterious Propasik.
